You can get by on charm for about 15 mins. After that you'd better have big boobs or a big willy
You are responsible for what you do, unless you're a celebrity
99% of the time when something doesn't work in the house one of your kids did it.
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic & give in
No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes!
You shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are probably more screwed up than you
Regardless of how hot & steamy your relationship is at first, the passion fades & there'd better be lots of money to replace it
I've abandoned the search for Truth, I'll settle for a good fantasy instead
Stupidity is NOT a crime, so they let me go.
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home
Earth is the Insane Asylum of the Universe
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