Sunday 13 June 2010
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN"
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business . . and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?
Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
Things I Have Learned As An Adult
You can get by on charm for about 15 mins. After that you'd better have big boobs or a big willy
You are responsible for what you do, unless you're a celebrity
99% of the time when something doesn't work in the house one of your kids did it.
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic & give in
No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes!
You shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are probably more screwed up than you
Regardless of how hot & steamy your relationship is at first, the passion fades & there'd better be lots of money to replace it
I've abandoned the search for Truth, I'll settle for a good fantasy instead
Stupidity is NOT a crime, so they let me go.
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home
Earth is the Insane Asylum of the Universe
You are responsible for what you do, unless you're a celebrity
99% of the time when something doesn't work in the house one of your kids did it.
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic & give in
No matter how much I care, some people are just assholes!
You shouldn't compare yourself to others. They are probably more screwed up than you
Regardless of how hot & steamy your relationship is at first, the passion fades & there'd better be lots of money to replace it
I've abandoned the search for Truth, I'll settle for a good fantasy instead
Stupidity is NOT a crime, so they let me go.
Be nice to your kids, they'll choose your nursing home
Earth is the Insane Asylum of the Universe
A Funny Tale
I've been having a clear out and have been reading my diaries. I came across this excerpt and thought I'd share it with you:
I was in the main post office in town. The queue was really long and it was taking ages. There was a young woman in front of me with a little lad about 3 years old. When we got to the front of the queue he saw his mum's mate come in and join the back of the queue and was shouting hiya to her. Then, to the obvious dismay of his mum he shouted...."Hey Leanne, me dad come out of prison yesterday and me mum told him to f**k off"
I nearly wet myself, his poor mother was mortified.
But the woman behind me said something equally as funny, if not bewildering. She piped up to her mate..."See, that's what happens when that DHSS place give them a pin number.
I was in the main post office in town. The queue was really long and it was taking ages. There was a young woman in front of me with a little lad about 3 years old. When we got to the front of the queue he saw his mum's mate come in and join the back of the queue and was shouting hiya to her. Then, to the obvious dismay of his mum he shouted...."Hey Leanne, me dad come out of prison yesterday and me mum told him to f**k off"
I nearly wet myself, his poor mother was mortified.
But the woman behind me said something equally as funny, if not bewildering. She piped up to her mate..."See, that's what happens when that DHSS place give them a pin number.
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